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ABOUT THE ARTIST
(or "Street Cred")
Kirks award-winning cartoons have appeared in the
New York Times, Washington
Post, Los Angeles Times,
Newsweek, USA
Today, and hundreds of other newspapers and magazines
throughout the U.S., Britain, Canada, and other countries.
They have prompted stockholder protest of corporate policy,
have been debated on talk radio and in newspaper columns,
orchestrated into classroom lessons and Congressional presentations,
collected in over 150 books, appeared on ABCs
Nightline, and been chosen for national exhibitions,
at the Warhol Museum and
other venues.
As the staff cartoonist for the Pioneer
Press (St. Paul, MN), Kirk afflicted the comfortable
and comforted the afflicted from 1995 to 2003. He currently
free-lances his work, and is distributed by Universal
Press Syndicate.
Kirks cartoons have been publicly denounced by a
governor,
officially condemned by a state
university, personally admonished by a U.S.
Senator, reviled in print by an archbishop,
and vilified by police,
business
leaders, talk
radio, the NRA
and others. If theres anyone youd like to piss
off, consider subscribing to Kirks cartoons today.

BIO
(or Personal Journey: An Inspirational Coming
Of Age Story For Troubled Youth)
Kirk Anderson grew up in a loving, stable, small-town Midwestern
middle-class family, a difficult start for a professional
cynic. Over time and with great determination, he was able
to nurture his underdeveloped angst and rage through his
parents controlled exposure of him to the real world.
From these unlikely beginnings, Kirk turned himself around
and flowered into the fully maladjusted, paranoid professional
pessimist that he is today.
His political and philosophical development began with
the Domestic Stalinism of his early childhood days. His
mother and father seemed all-powerful, all-knowing; all
aspects of life depended on them. Candy and TV were strictly
rationed. He was provided for and content, and did not yet
comprehend he had no real voting power. Still, certain outbursts
of free expression were met with solitary confinement in
a cold dark bedroom, and the young man yearned for a system
that offered greater freedom.
Kirks distrust of politicians began when he was offered
a candy bribe as a third-grade hall monitor. Suddenly realizing
the rank corruption that developed within a system that
distributes power unequally, he abolished the position of
hall monitor altogether, declaring that all 3rd-graders
would monitor each other cooperatively. Such anarchy soon
led to chaos and three student hospitalizations, leading
to Kirks dalliance with fascism. More hospitalization.
More dissent. But the students got to class on time.
By middle school, Kirk had shed his idealism and embraced
realpolitik. The New Conformism was popular at the time,
and everybody who was anybody was an adherent. He ran for
student council on a platform of Conformity Now!
and was shunned for sticking out.
In college, Kirk smoked but didnt inhale, and read
but didnt comprehend. During years of political and
historical study he pruned his philosophy down to two words:
Be nice. He tried to parlay them into a revolutionary
counter-cultural treatise, but felt that adding anything
would simply water down his message.
He currently lives in St. Paul with his wife Nancy Brewster
and two invisible friends, Winky and Mr. Tithers.

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